Episodes

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💃 All Hail The Kissing Bandit - Billy Crystal Zorro-Style - and the ladies that love him! He would be arrested these days... 😘 The dude attacks woman with kisses, female passengers seem to love it - and their men …

🐹👗Gopher-in-drag saves a damsel in distress, only to be sexually assaulted himself 💪 All-out BRAWL - a violent cruise ship fight, with one positive: the captain gets his ass handed to him 😈 More of the Super Creep Perv Capta...

While we do find humor in some parts of this episode, exposing Love Boat Season 2, Ep5 proves to be a sickening journey. We work through some devious and outright illegal behavior ... 😔 Somehow, humor gets combined with inapp...

We hope you all are having a great holiday season!! We got the laughs in this Best of Episode!! This week, while we are all celebrating with friends and family, we decided to rerun our best of season one episode. …

Sonny Bono, Charlie's Angels, scam artists, Drake, The West Coast rap community, Aaron Spelling, Fantasy Island, Donna Martin, 90210, National Lampoon, Chevy Chase, Ryan Reynolds, Little Caesar's, and Caleb's OnlyFans page ....

Julie's downward mental spiral and "Adult Deficiency Disease" among the crew. Melissa Gilbert out-acts her co-stars, and an anti-sex couple hits the brakes and goes hard in reverse. 🤪 We are concerned. Julie's emotional stat...

⛈️More Hurrican Mayhem with the crew still stranded on a deserted island and threatened by a madman 🤢 The ultimate taboo is unveiled as a couple hooks up and creates perhaps the sickest of all stories in Love Boat History …

👙 A bikini-clad Barbi Benton is back! So is Mrs Roper! Plus, Isaac loses his mind while vacationing on his own cruise ship, and Julie wants to give herself up as the ultimate sacrifice to a lonely madman...and more! 🎉 …

This is The Best of Season One!! Neat, Compact, and Double-Stuff Loaded with Delicious Fillings that Include: A captain's lust. Racism sexualized with a pretty beaver theme. Playmate on exam table. Attempted murder. Incest on...

Is Gopher in a cult? Is he a Scientologist??! Better get Lisa Remini on the case! SEASON ONE FINALE!!! At the show's end, Rob, Charlotte, and Caleb take a moment or two to reflect on what we've learned from Love …

Hookers, Blackmailers, Abusive Creep Spouses, Toupees - and Much More!! These last episodes of Season 1 are top-heavy with weird and depraved behavior! 🛳️TWISTED CONTENT includes: 1️⃣ Cruise Director Julie corners the Doc se...

1️⃣ A high-stakes game : Our hosts explore using marked cards to cheat in a card game - by none other than senior citizen sleaze (Harry Morgan from M*A*S*H*) ... and the reveal of just how much money is at …

French Pretenses, Lust Robots, and Unwanted Advances! In the latest episode of Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed, where we dive deep into the scandalous secrets of the classic TV show, The Love Boat! 🚢 🔎 In this episode, we exp...

Dirty Deeds and questionable behaviors continue to go deep into the controversial waters of "The Love Boat." Ugly vs. Hot: Join us as we empathize with the "designated ugly friend" who's facing the eternal struggle of feeling...

A poolside beauty contest takes the spotlight with Marcia Brady and an assortment of lovely ladies. So, the contentants get hit with one sexist slander after another - and it's Captain Stubing doing the lecherous play-by-play...

A floozy decoy named Taffy, a Captain Stubing doppelgänger and Gopher's "happy-ending" massage in the ship's lobby (!!) It's all the collateral of clearly illegal hijinks that kick in hardcore as an Ocean's Eleven-style diam...

Gopher is a monkey smuggler. There, I said it. This episode also dabbles in nose jobs, and Don Adams, the voice of Inspector Gadget and star of the classic TV series Get Smart. As is the case with most sitcoms, …

We are seeing the end of Bob Crane's acting career here, in that he was real-life murdered a few months after this dark and confusing episode. Yes, that Bob Crane - from Hogan's Heroes - whose life was later dramatized …

Twisted relationship dynamics and drama set sail on this one folks! A scandalous age gap friendship between a solo traveling old dude and a 15-year-old stowaway takes the spotlight here. Yes, you read that correctly. What is...

Edgy Adult Humor is front-loaded in this head-scratching, "Is this really happening?!" episode. This installment actually is shocking and includes jaw-dropping revelations where Christmas themes definitely have gone wrong! "F...

Iconic 1970's TV and film characters all come together on one big boat! Ignored spouses, cheating fiends, and a doctor who may be incapable of delivering a baby - is he even a real doctor? "Big" Al Delvecchio, Arnold's replac...

Role Reversals. Female Empowerment. Are we still talking about The Love Boat? YES! Romance Roulette is the name of this game, and this time the fun involves three women who have a burning desire to find not-exactly-romance, i...

Two twin sisters. One Doc. Need we say more? Doc Bricker gets rejected by a passenger lady; he then makes her like him by being pushy and giving her "vitamins" - which works. She also has a twin sister, and …