Ep03 - Mike Brady's Got A Gun, Julie's Got An Itch
After slinging a rifle, gambling, and drinking, a maniacal Mr. Brady hooks up with ex-wife "Hot Lips" Houlihan from TV's M*A*S*H - who he had just aimed a firearm at while extolling the joys of KILLING her!
Then there's our sweet, cute Cruise Director Julie McCoy, and what Julie wants, Julie gets! Maybe. Can she find a way to consummate a cruise ship hookup with "Mr. Wright", when a dreadful pack of marauding senior citizens keep getting in the way?!?
Cut to Nice Guy marriage counselor, Richard Mulligan from the 70's tv show "Soap". He finds out his new wife (Loretta Swit) has been catting around with her ex-husband - after HE SUGGESTS she make friends with him!! And yup, the ex is none other than the previously mentioned Mike Brady (Robert Reed)!!
Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance in this somehow touching yet twisted tale of, well, you get the drift. It is the Love Boat after all.
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Welcome
Rob:to Crime Cruise Love Boat exposed
charlotte:high Seas,and low morals.
Rob:Ah.Lot of words there.I'm your host Rob Springer,and this is Charlotte Jones,and we have producer Caleb over in the corner.We'll cut to him at some point,probably.Maybe if he's good.He has to be good to do that.I mean,it's sort of an earned thing.
caleb:I'll try to be on my best behavior.
Rob:Mm,thank you.Okay,thank you Caleb.So far so good with Caleb.Yeah.Well this is a show where we dissect.season one,which is1978,where on episode three we dissect the shows looking for high jinx moral dilemmas.In
charlotte:general?Things that are just fucked up.Fucked
love boat:up stuff.
Rob:Yeah.Yeah.Things that if you hear them now,you'll understand.Wow.How in the world did they get away with this?Sexism or racism or
love boat:ageism?Ageism,yeah.Just
charlotte:old.All the isms.Old theism,I mean mean everything.I don't even know where to start sometimes.
Rob:Well,there's definitely a lot of isms.Lots,and I've seen this show as I was growing up and you know,of the show,Charlotte,from
charlotte:like reruns.Mm-hmm.After school.
Rob:our man,Caleb over there.Caleb,you've heard of it,right?
caleb:No,I'm a clean slate.Okay.This is,yeah.My first time watching it is they don't watch it down on finding,
charlotte:finding the clips.They only watch Good American television,
caleb:like Bold and the Beautiful and,oh Jesus.No,Dr.Phil.I'm totally kidding.Not
charlotte:terrible.Absolutely not.Right?Is that literally what we're shipping over
caleb:there?My mom is obsessed with Bold and the beautiful
charlotte:I,she has a problem.I cannot understand it.Why aren't we sending good stuff like parks and Rec and community in the goddamn office for Christ?Are we sending the office at least.
love boat:Bailey
charlotte:Bailey.Oh,this.Just to you guys.I'm about to go start a protest.
caleb:This is,this is a cry for help from all of Australia America.Please send us good stuff.Yeah.Oh
charlotte:God.Oh,I am there for the Helms work.Brothers,dudes.I will send you whatever you need.Give me your dress.I'll be there like,Six days,I think.Right.Six days is a good day to get there.Well,
love boat:clearly
Rob:if the love boat was on now,Dr.Phil would be on the love boat as well
charlotte:as,oh my God.He would be the disgusting doctor,like the rapey guy.
Rob:What is going on?Yeah,the big bushy mustache.
love boat:Right.That
charlotte:literally makes me wanna like vomit in my mouth.
Rob:Has he ever done an intervention with you or something
charlotte:like that?Get the fuck No,I wish I would've gone across.They would've been bad,you guys.Okay,let's get off of Dr.Phil.I really don't like him.
Rob:Really don't to,some episodes are horrible when it gets to these,problems when you view them from the prism of today's modern times,some of them are really bad.Some of these episodes.Whe're going to let the audience judge this episode.Which is episode three.Season one of The Love Boat is from1978,and you'll see some stars that you may know from other shows in that era.Mr.Brady,Robert Reed.Richard Mulligan,who was a star of soap and.He
love boat:was
charlotte:in the Golden Girls.That's how I
love boat:recognized
Rob:him.The Golden Girl's.Another show,uh,uh,
charlotte:another show.It's very popular.Wait,
caleb:like,
charlotte:it's like just iconic.I don't know.You mean another show?We'll do that one later.
Rob:Yes,we will.Okay.And Loretta swt from Mash,is also in this episode.So again,kind of older.Character actors and Right.Let's just jump in.We're going to start with a scene where as every episode starts,people come onto the boat and,
charlotte:uh,in a totally unguarded,you know,just willy-nilly
Rob:fashion.Yes.And,here we go.
love boat:Dr.Mrs.Car steers.I got them.Mm-hmm.The Ramirez family,she,Mr.Uh.Gorgeous.Come on,gang.On a board.Gorgeous.Mr.I don't see him.Oh,I do.Hi,I'm Mr.Wright.And to what she thought the minute she says Jim.Right.Well,I'm Yeoman Purser Smith,and this is our cruise director.Julie.Julie.Julie.Oh.Julie McCoy,or if you speak English,Julie McCoy.Welcome aboard.Mr.Uh Wright.Right?Wrong.No,you can't be the Mr.Wright with the Life begins at60tours.Uh,yes.That's me.I was expecting somebody60.Well,I'm30.Looks like my life is just beginning.Well,where's your group,Mr.Wright?Uh uh.Don't be long.A minute.I think the gang plank slowed him up a little bit.You have time for a cup of coffee.Well,I should finish.Oh,would you mind checking in the group?No,you kids go right ahead.We're looking at each other longer.Well,
Rob:A silly opening scene.Get a room
love boat:guys.I mean,Ray
charlotte:already,I think he basically was like,blow off your job,woman.We're gonna go make out or do something.He blew off his job too.He was like,forget
Rob:this.Yeah,
charlotte:he was like,let's bounce is basically like,I think what they,and I'm sure they don't say that anymore cuz I'm so old.I'm sure they don't say let's bounce.What do they say now,Caleb?Let's
caleb:dip.I,I don't.Oh,wow.We went from
charlotte:bouncing to dipping.
love boat:Ruth,let's dip.Yeah.
caleb:Oh my God.Oh,that's what I say,like,let's dip.Okay.Well,I
charlotte:mean,PC is pretty cool over here,so I don't know.I trust him.
Well,
Rob:we're coming at this from three different age brackets for sure.Julie just sort of melting.I guess is one way to say it.Yeah.And Gopher never,helping.He's almost like always encouraging bad behavior.Yeah.Now
charlotte:he's,I don't feel like Gopher is the best like person he likes to be like the little,like,what's it,what do they call those people?Pot stars.Wheels,pot stars.Mm-hmm.
Rob:Much so.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.Caleb,your thoughts?
caleb:I.Well,for the people who can't see the clips that we're watching,there was some serious tension.Like it was,it was pretty intense.Yeah.And from a professional standpoint,yeah.She shouldn't have been acting like that to a another coworker or a guest regardless.cuz that was,that was,that was full on.and another thing that we're,we've kind of glanced over right before Mr.Wright came into the picture.There was some,some subtle racism,when they were checking the guests in and eyebrow raising see like,mm-hmm.Little,little,yeah.Not,not a little stab,but,uh,it's definitely subtle racism and then they just moved on,and then Mr.Wright came in and then she just fell to her knees in a very unprofessional manner.
Rob:Yeah.and that Ramirez thing makes me happy.Just is sort of making fun of nationalities.Yeah.Mm-hmm.Totally.You're,you nailed it.We missed it.So you're a little more woke than us.
love boat:No,I wouldn't
charlotte:say that.No,I,Kayla does definitely not wanna be described as woke,Rob.Whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa.I think he was just observant in the fact that that was the only time that Andy Spanish was spoken during that entire scene.Good.Good call by the way.That's good catch.Is that,is that okay?It's very true,rational.I,and
love boat:we
Rob:missed,explain that.We were just focusing on the sexual
charlotte:aspect that I was probably focusing on if my hair looked okay or not.To be honest with you,I wasn't looking at your hair looks fine.Thank you.It's good.Thank you.Julie's hair is kind of
Rob:cute for the,for the,you know,the era I guess.Okay.Sort of a,you know,Bob or something like that.Something something in my bu All right.Okay,well next up,okay,we are gonna roll into another storyline and it takes place on the deck.Oh,the Pacific Princess.
love boat:There's lots
charlotte:of things that happen on this deck.
Rob:A whole lot.And this one gets,uh,well,here we go.Let's just
love boat:roll it.Got
Rob:Yeah.Well I developed a technique.
love boat:It always works.Keep my right
Rob:elbow close to my side.Mm-hmm.Not too close.Left arm is firm.Yeah.Not too firm.Take a deep breath.Line up the shot and as I
love boat:pull the trigger,I think
Rob:of my ex-wife
love boat:Bar Aid.Come on,
Rob:think about it.More steamed
love boat:up.I can,my god,there's Terry Bar Aid isn't worth it.I bet I could have winged her,right?Well,I
charlotte:mean,I don't even know where to
caleb:start.
charlotte:I.I literally think I was,okay,let's f like his little,his little face literally looked at me and went,what?Like,like Caleb doesn't cuss,but if he could have in that moment,he would've been like,what a fuck
caleb:it.It started off kind of going well,like he was doing some good like gun safety and I was gonna comment like,oh,he's,why is there a gun on a cruise like that?Why are they doing like shooting on a cruise as an activity?That's kind of weird.And then,The ex-wife comment just came and like slapped roundhouse kicked me in the face like it was like,I was not expecting that.No.
charlotte:From Mr.Brady,right?Yeah,exactly.Right.You know what I'm saying?Like it's like a little bit of a mind screw.
Rob:Yeah.It's like he's possessed.Yeah.And he has a death wish for his
charlotte:ex-wife.Well,yeah.He literally said,I think I,my ex-wife,when I shoot things in the air and make contacts,he just kept going
caleb:up too because then his,it was his ex-wife just showed up and he up was like,all I'm,I'm ready to,like what
Alright,next what we're about to see is Scott Beo.From Happy Charles in charge,Charles in charge.Happy days.Happy days.Of course,I know.Happy days.Uh,he played Chachi.Yep.And then of course he was on the show.Uh,
Rob:Joni Loves Chachi,which was a bad show.Like Happy Days was an awesome show or something.Not really.But
charlotte:I'm a big fan of happy days.
Rob:It was classic for sure.Yep.Great.In its early years and not a fan
charlotte:of Scott Bayo.I'm putting it out there right now,but I think it will be wonderful to watch this clip.Let's see what happens before he lost his mind in real life.
Rob:Let's roll with
love boat:it.I'll go.I'll go.I'll go get drunk.You'll never see me again.I'll wash up on the Mexican coast someday.What are you so mad about?All I said was you look very nice tonight.That's all you
charlotte:said.Doesn't anything interesting ever happen in school?
love boat:Yeah.There's this girl in my class and one day somebody barfed in her gloss.Oh,girls,you better go back to.You look very nice tonight.Oh yeah.Well,to tell you the truth,you don't look so great.And that black gook on your eyes is an embarrassing mess.Oh yeah.Well,it's better than having a big zit on your lip.Check please.And don't forget to leave the way some Kleenex.
Rob:Okay.That was Christy McNichol,who was a very popular young actress in those days,in the seventies,and her show was family.That was probably her biggest show.So what we have here are two kids.How old would you say they are?Um,I
charlotte:don't know how old kids are in general,but I'm gonna say14,
caleb:Caleb.Yeah,I was gonna say like13to16range.Yeah.
Rob:So they're encouraged to be out on a date.Right.Drinking
love boat:alcohol.
charlotte:Drinking alcohol.I'm just kidding.They weren't drinking alcohol,but his said that to his grandmother.Yeah.He says
Rob:to his grandmother,I'm I'm gonna go get drunk,go on a bender and get washed up overboard,
charlotte:get shanghaied or
Rob:something.Yeah.So,Then he calls her out
charlotte:on her not looking good.And then he makes fun of her makeup.Like,what is he,you know what?He needs to freaking get some game.Mm-hmm.And like,or in the next few years,but that's what happens.Bam.Never got game.
Rob:No,he never did.And then she says,Hey,herpes boy,hit the road.I don't need that shit in my life.Right.
love boat:She's like,look,
Rob:okay,look,your thoughts on the scene,
love boat:it.
charlotte:No,listen,
caleb:poor kids,it was,I,I don't know.I don't,I didn't really see anything wrong with it in today's lens.Um,I,I,I saw it as like,probably playfully teasing.Mm-hmm.Or even just,just kids being kids.When he had an argument with his grandma saying he is gonna get,uh,pissed faced in Mexico.Just typical kid behavior,you know,outlash.Yeah.I've said worse things.Oh,I've probably,I've said worst.Yeah,of course we all have.Jeez.Um,but I don't know.Yeah,the,I just thought it was funny just how he was like,well,Maybe you don't actually look pretty.And I lied,so haha.And then she just came out and was like,all right,listen,here's like zip face or what did you say?Her pee face
charlotte:or No,I think she said zip face.Rob was the one that made that comment.
caleb:Right.Cause she just came out full swinging that.Oh no,she did come out.It was,it was good.Good,uh,chemistry.It was,it was real funny.
Rob:Yeah.Well,let's get back into the thick of things.
love boat:I'm sorry I'm so late.It's the only time I can get free.That's okay.I just want you to realize that I don't usually go to a guy's cabinet at two o'clock in the morning,not on the first date.I know,but Julie,when else are we gonna find time to be alone
Rob:and a place to be alone?When else are we gonna have sex?
love boat:Julie,I'm gonna hold you in my arms and kiss you at your place of work.Deal LA
Rob:cards.
love boat:Mama.They were
caleb:going at it.
Rob:Yeah.Well,whoa.Okay.I'm gonna
charlotte:go on record and say I've never had sex anywhere I've ever worked in my life.And Julie was literally about to do that.You're sure?Um,wait a minute.100%
caleb:positive about to do it or had already done it.I
charlotte:have Nev,no,I didn't say about to I complet.No,I'm not saying
caleb:complet the process.I'm saying Julie.Julie.Oh,
charlotte:Julie,Julie.I'm just saying like she was thinking about it.You know what I'm saying?Like she was literally like back at the dude's cabin.She was like gonna go shag.And I guess,you know what?Good for Julie though.I say Sure.Like,go for it.Sure.He's Mr.Wright.Apparently that's his name.He's a handsome green.Green flag.Green flag,you know,big,big energy.If you wanna fill in blank,like I think the dude,like,go for it.You know what?Screw the G on your desk.Do it.And a couple other
Rob:things.So Julie,it is the love boat.Something comes older people,is the,even the
charlotte:employees.Even the employees.I mean,we've seen Doc and you know,try to tell Playmates how great they look.Well already knew,examined them and already knew exactly what they looked like.Mm-hmm.Oh,don't worry about,take it off your clothes,honey.I've already seen everything.I've inspected
love boat:Every Mole
Rob:a previous episode.Of course.
love boat:Fans.
charlotte:Fans,our other ones,our fans.No,our fans know what I'm talking about.They've with.
Rob:Well then the other thing is Julie's like,well,I don't exactly uh,sleep with people on the first night.I.Meaning that the second night is probably okay,and that's all good.Okay.But then
charlotte:the,the first night's fine girls if you want it.The first night's fine.Right.But she
Rob:drew the line there.She did,but then he's comes back at it.Well,the first night is good because I'll hold you in my arms.I just wanna
caleb:kiss you,hold you in my arms.Which kind could
charlotte:be like Ted Bundy vibes sort of,to be honest with you.He's handsome,he's tall,he's attractive.He probably is a politician.He kind of looks like,right?He looks
Rob:like a politician,like bondy and a politician at the same time.
caleb:I just,I just wanted to wanna know who,who's gonna do the walk of shame in,in that situation,
charlotte:right?Like,look,I did the walk of shame.I'm gonna tell you.One diamond in college,across campus,and literally bumped into my art history professor.It was,I was literally in a gown from the night before.It wasn't the most embarrassing.Moment of my life.Time,no,it's actually not the most embarrassing moment of my life,but it,it was the only time.Okay.Because then I learned to drive my car
caleb:to the other dorm.Yeah.
Rob:Walk of shame
caleb:outta here.
love boat:Come on.Literally.
caleb:But it's your comment about driving the car.Julie can't do that.Mr.Wright can,can't do that.Know.They stuck on know they're stuck on the ocean in the middle of.Bottom.That's,I get it,Julie.
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love boat:Where's
Rob:Terry?Terry is always late.You gotta lie.Stick a dynamite under her to get her moving.
love boat:Good afternoon,ladies and gentlemen.Just a reminder,jackpot Bingo will begin in the Acapulco Lounge in10minutes.The pod is now$1,000.Come on,let's go.I feel lucky.Besides,I could use a thousand
Rob:dollars.I hate to tell you this,Judy,but uh,I'm feeling very lucky too,and I am probably the best bingo player of all the left-handed marriage counselors I know.Ah,now who gets the whiskey sour?
love boat:Don't tell me,don't tell me.How about you Bonnie?Don't tell the bingo.Well,
Rob:a little explanation of what we just heard.Mm-hmm.So Mike Brady,Robert Reed,his character,he was just going to shoot his ex-wife or wing her and
yeah,
charlotte:just wing her.Just clip her a little.Just just a little,just a little buzz.
Rob:But what you just heard was him sitting down with his ex-wife and her new dude,Richard Mulligan,then his own girlfriend,the dude's
love boat:a marriage counselor.Right,right.I mean,that's weird.Yeah.It's almost,
charlotte:he also was a doctor on the Golden Girls.This guy is like a character actor for doctors.Is he still alive,dude?No way.Right?Look at him in the seventies.Literally.If he is,I don't think,look's this woman a vampire,like literally Caleb is looking up this.There's no way that dude is alive.
caleb:He died in
charlotte:2000.Oh man,Richard,sorry you didn't get to hear this podcast.It was all about you23years ago.23years ago.
Rob:Well,I will tell you that my most memorable Richard Mulligan,viewing is on the show soap.Oh,yeah.Which was a spoof of a soap opera back in the mid to late seventies.And Billy Crystal was on it playing one of the first homosexual characters in primetime television,Billy Crystal at that time.Richard Mulligan was the patriarch of the family.So it was.Kind of like a sitcom version of Dallas or something like that,and what a
charlotte:gem that Billy Crystal is in general.Yeah.You know
love boat:what I
Rob:mean?Yeah.Have you ever heard of Billy Crystal?Caleb?The
caleb:name does sound familiar.Okay.Uh,but I am terrible with names,so if I see a face,I could probably Okay.
charlotte:Like,oh yeah,I'll send'em some images later after we do our podcast.Oh,I'll start educating them.
Rob:Well,although there's a,most of the people listening to the podcast won't be able to see unless they're just imagining what Caleb looks like.Caleb kind of has the hair of a young Billy Crystal.
love boat:Oh yeah.
charlotte:It totally,
love boat:yeah.
Rob:Interesting.Okay.Yeah.Yeah.Okay.So anyway,on,we love producer Caleb.Yeah.Producer Caleb,you do a fine job sitting in your corner over there.
caleb:Thank you.It's a,it's a good corner.It is fun.
Rob:Okay,now we move to the next scene.
love boat:Yes.Uh oh.Could you just help me with my super?So
Rob:Mike Brady,yes.Is with his ex-wife and her cabin.He wanted to just kill,and now he's
love boat:in Paris and Chanel
charlotte:number five,typical
love boat:male.I worked in his drag store touching.Party.I,I think that,uh,we better,better what?Go.Oh,yeah.And
Rob:kiss.And I didn't
love boat:plan on this.Neither
Rob:did i.I
love boat:came over me,put my arms around you,and
Rob:it was like we were still married.
love boat:Yeah.You think we made a mistake?Yeah,we made a hell of a mistake.I'm not married to you anymore.Nobody said we were perfect.You know,I really like you.I just can't stand you.I think I hate you too.Like I.It's
charlotte:like maniacal almost at the end where he's just like laughing.I can't stand you when she's like,I hear you too,but we can't.It's,but I've been there.I totally get the sort of like forbidden love,true romance they have going on over there.Do you know what I mean?But I mean,it's kind of a little screwed up that he like went into his ex-wife's cabin when he literally was gonna shoot her like a few hours before.Like I said,typical,but.Also like where what?Isn't he there with someone?Isn't she there with someone?She's with the
love boat:kind of cute Yeah.Younger girl.Right.And she's
Rob:all like into him and he's all,he's ready to kill his ex-wife.Yeah.Previously,you knows
charlotte:like just can't fight,but you can't fight.Don't kill her.Yeah.
love boat:So she's
Rob:trying to protect the woman and he's,no,I will kill her before I fuck her.Excuse
charlotte:me.Well,he lied because as you know,in the seventies they just cut.They were kissing and all of a sudden it went black screen and the next time you saw Mr.Brady,he was buttoning up his shirt.I guess that's how they are telling us.And her hair's a little disheveled,so I guess they did have sex,right?Right.Okay.Yes.The love boat,man.It's
caleb:kind of voodoo on this boat.There's voodoo on this boat,right?Everyone's sleeping with everyone.It's a whole put me on that boat
Rob:and you would sleep with
robert Reed ugh.No Gopher.I'm sorry.Outta here.There's like a Mr.Right on that boat.There's like guest stars every week.I'm like the guest star person.You know what I'm saying?Like I don't wanna ever see them again.Okay.Because I know they're like there for like three days.All right.Well if you were on the love boat.Yeah.We've seen This is episode three.Yep.And we have a selection of gentlemen.
Rob:Mm-hmm.And if you were on the love boat at that time,if you were iconic Star of the seventies,John Ritter.
charlotte:I knew it100%.I knew it.
caleb:Thank you.Not even a second thought it was.No,just straight into it.Straight into
charlotte:the John Ritter.100%.Understood.
love boat:Understood.Thank you.
Rob:All right.Caleb,any thoughts before we move on?
caleb:Not really.No.You guys,you guys pretty much summed it up.Yeah.But I just,uh,Mr.Brady as we're calling him,cuz he is Brady Bunch.Yeah.Um,very manic bipolar,just something very sporadic.Mm-hmm.Like,oh,I,I love shooting,I'm gonna murder my ex-wife in cold blood.Oh,I'm gonna stick dynamite up her butt.Oh,I actually love you so much.Now let's have sex.Actually,I hate you so much.Like it was all over the place,
Rob:like,you're wearing Shalamar.Oh,God.Like
love boat:Gena tires.I don't,it must be
charlotte:like his favorite scent
Rob:on her,right?I don't know.He's like,yes,I am.And he is like,your hair is so soft.Why am I recreating this?I,I've,I'm torturing all of us onward
love boat:you told me that I should confront Barney,get whatever feelings I had for him out in the open?Oh,she did resolve the situation.Oh yeah.He's pissed.Yeah.
Rob:Richard Mulligan as a marriage counselor is there in the scene with the woman who just made love to her ex-husband,and she's saying,you told me to do this.Yes,she is.And he's beaten.I mean,some would say he's.Been cooked.
charlotte:Yeah.I mean,she's making it like it's
love boat:his fault.
Rob:Right.And I don't know how he deals with that really.And we're not gonna show you the end of this episode.We're just pulling the clips that are Yeah.Of questionable,you know,moral.I feel bad for him.Yeah,I do too.I do
love boat:too.He's such a nice guy.
Rob:He portrayed someone that was hurt.Yes he did.And she's like,Hey,this is on you.You told me to sleep with him.I slept
charlotte:with him.It's not fair.Yeah,yeah.It's not fair to do that to people.No,it isn't.Um,I've never blamed my therapist for anything that she's told me to do,cuz half the time she tells me to do stuff,I don't do it.No,I'm just kidding.I do do it.But um,you know what I'm saying?I mean,I'm still in charge of my own thoughts and I'm my own person.So you can't blame other people
Rob:has she ever steered you wrong?No.
charlotte:Okay.Not once.Okay,good.I am happy being steered.I believe it
Rob:actually too.You always speak very highly of your therapist.Thank you.And speaking of therapist,Caleb,Caleb,your thoughts on that scene?
caleb:Um,you guys kind of changed my mind.Um,I didn't really think about it as a,I'm blaming my therapist,my marriage counselor,the guy that I'm currently dating for sleeping with my ex-husband.Um,I will not go into details,uh,but there has been some moments in my life where I may or may not have been involved in cheating situation.I wasn't the bad guy.Don't Of course,just emphasis on that.Of course.Um,and I was.Probably always the one to find out about it happening,going on the going ons.So I was kind of on her side how she was upfront and said,Hey,I did do this.I thought she was like apologizing or confessing and being like,Hey,I,I did this.Um,I'm sorry,kind of thing.but now that you guys said,oh,she's actually blaming him.And after I think about the clip,I'm like,yeah,I can,I can see that.But props to her for actually.Confessing and admitting No,totally admitting to fault.Yeah.Truth is
charlotte:always the best policy.Yes.
Rob:So we're not just dissecting bad shit on this show.Right.We're also getting some life lessons course and sometimes from the youngest of our
love boat:team.Yes.We all can learn from someone.
caleb:Thank you.Mm-hmm.Absolutely.Mm-hmm.It's fine.Appreciate
charlotte:it.Yes.
Rob:Okay.What I believe now we will see is the last click.
love boat:I'll be in touch.Yeah,
That MO is never gonna be in touch.That is the whole point,is that you hooked up on a cruise ship,you will never see one another again.And how do you stay in touch in1978with someone that's on a cruise ship?There's no internet,there's no cell phones.There's literally like no way to get mail.Like I don't understand what he means.I'll be in touch.Is he gonna put a message in a bottle?What's he gonna do?Payphones.He's a line type shit.He gonna,he's gonna fax her or,yeah.Right.I don't even know if faxes were around.Caleb.I don't know If faxes were invented by then he's gonna get with those airplanes that write shit in the sky.Right.Well said Charlotte.Well,that Thank you is episode three.Woo.Season one of the Love boat.We didn't get deep into a lot of.Truly bad stuff.No,this was a very like light episode.It was fun.It was a very loving episode.It was everyone was loving everyone regardless of relationships.Mm-hmm.Yeah,that's true.A true70sort of,Hey everybody,let's just jump into bed with everybody else.Let's just,yeah.Hang and groove and kind of jive,like jiving,groove jiving.Okay,everybody,well,on the note of jiving,yeah,here we go.
Rob:It's crime cruise love boat,exposed
love boat:High season low morals.
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